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*gets down on one knee* will u…stop talking

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queenofbeerss:

Me packing lunch

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reallylameblog:

They’re coming

We have seen their kind before:

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third-eyes:

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I was always attracted not by some quantifiable, external beauty, but by something deep down, something absolute. Just as some people have a secret love for rainstorms, earthquakes, or blackouts, I liked that certain undefinable something.

Haruki Murakami, South of the Border, West of the Sun  (via elige)

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I find it so hard and frustrating to go against my own mother on this. She really doesn’t want me to go to college. At all. It breaks my heart. I am really on my own on this. But I got to chin up, I’ll do it. I am so close.

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My mom’s biggest concern about me finding roomates: “all girls floor?? But what if they’re lesbians??”
Jesus lord am I so glad I am straight because clearly she is a homophobe if all she cares about is if my future classmates are lesbians. Last time that I talk to her about all this college process. She really outdoes herself with her racist/sexist/ignorant remarks every darn time. I am so tired of trying to open her mind when she clearly thinks I know nothing. UGH FALL BE HERE ALREADY

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dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY

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niggaimdeadass:

TOOOO MUCH

dis hands down da best vine in da world im sorry but she a legend

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