vivianvivisection:

straight boys think girls can’t take compliments, and that’s ridiculous cause i’ve seen so many girls compliment each other, i’ve seen conversations & friendships blossom from girls complimenting each other in line, on the street, at school waiting for the bys, pretty much anywhere.

the problem is straight boys think sexual harassment & assault are compliments.

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punkbread:

*cant take a good selfie* *entire day is ruined*

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komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

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meanplastic:

tumblr staff

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“There’s a man called the Doctor who lives on a cloud in the sky and he keeps the bad dreams away. But he lost all his friends and now he is so very lonely.

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leepyr:

doitforasgard:

samcannon:

“You can’t control the Universe. You are the water, not the rock.” 

But actually, after a very long time, if it keeps going, the water will eventually shape the rock. You don’t realize it at first but it’s happening, it happens every second. Yes, you’re the water, but if you can’t see how you changed the universe, it doesn’t mean you didn’t.

You are what everyone needs in their life

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Get to know me meme: 2/5 Favorite Male Characters
 
Finn Nelson- My Mad Fat diary

Rate Finn out of ten. Eleven.

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In the spirit of the unofficial holiday. Be careful you crazies #420 #art #oldartwork #2012 #mine

#420  #2012  #art  #mine  #oldartwork  

Finally getting some sun! #happyeaster #selfie #selfiesunday #wheresthefood

itsmemacleod:

unfollower:

you cant even stereotype the southern US because everything you come up with is probably true

i feel this because i live in the southern us

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rumpelstiltskln:

rumpelstiltskln:

rumpelstiltskln:

Ducks actually can’t swim, in fact they aren’t real. ducks are actually just tiny soviet submarines trying to destroy capitalism. When you feed the ducks you’re destroying America

By not reblogging this you’re letting the commies win

I guess kids these days don’t care about the red state, damn shame, the soviet duckmarines were successful

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trillow:

[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”

“sure thing son whatchu need”

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